Wedding?

All a wedding is, is some dude who asked a chick if he could bone her the rest of their life and she agreed. They tell their friends and everyone goes to a church dressed up where they walk down the aisle. A wise man says some deep shit and they make out. Once it’s over and they need a bedroom, people throw food at them while they run away to go fuck for the first time not being single.

The only bond of a marriage is a child.

That’s a job that both people should be committed to until the child is ready to go on his own. The problem is, is people regard the paper more than the kid.